Never in my 14 years as an educator have I seen such vicious, reckless and violent behavior. And from young ladies. I got parents calling me on the phone asking, “Did someone get shot?” I oughta cancel your spring fling! But I can tell that from the looks on your faces, you’d be very upset. Well, I’m not gonna do that because we’ve already paid the DJ. So you can all relax. But don’t think for one second that I am not taking this Burn Book seriously!! Coach Carr has fled school property, and is nowhere to be seen or found. Miss Norbury’s been accused of selling drugs, and could be sentenced to life in prison. Now what these young ladies in this grade need is an attitude makeover. And you’re gonna get it. Right now. I don’t care how long it takes; I will keep you here all night, if I have to!