Richard Swersey I don't want to have to do this living. I just walk around. I want to be swept off my feet, you know? I want my children to have magical powers. I am prepared for amazing things to happen. I can handle it.
Tied for 2nd most-quoted character in Me And You And Everyone We Know (2005): in 8 of its 25 quotes
Most scenes with: Robby (4), Christine Jesperson (2)
It needs air. It needs to do some living. Let's take my hand for a walk.
More lines from Richard Swersey
3 quotes Richard Swersey Richard Swersey You know some kids don't even have one home and now you get to have two. Think about that.
Richard Swersey We will never touch your foot with our hands. Now I'll tell you what I can do, I can press on the shoe to see if it fits. I can go like this. [presses the toe of the shoe]
Scenes with Richard Swersey
4 scenes
Richard Swersey You want the short version or the long one?
The long one.
Richard Swersey I tried to save my life but it didn't work.
Wow. What's the short one?
Richard Swersey I burned it.
Richard Swersey You think you deserve that pain but you don't.
I mean, they kind of rub my ankles, but all shoes does that. I have low ankles.
Richard Swersey You think you deserve that pain, but you don't.
I don't think I deserve it.
Richard Swersey Well, not consciously maybe.
My ankles are just low...
Richard Swersey People think that foot pain is a fact of life, but life is actually better than that.
I'll say. You should get some. Your whole life could be better. Just starting right now.
Dude, did you just give her the family discount?
Richard Swersey Yeah. She's my neighbor, and I'm trying to work on my karma. Do you know what karma means?
Yeah.
Richard Swersey It means that she owes me one.
Mom says we have a chore wheel.
Richard Swersey What?
Nothing.
A chore wheel. You put chores on it and then you can spin it. There's this metal thing and it helps it to spin. It's spinning from the metal.
