Dude, did you just give her the family discount?
Yeah. She's my neighbor, and I'm trying to work on my karma. Do you know what karma means?
Yeah.
It means that she owes me one.
Robby
Brandon Ratcliff · 12 quotes
Christine Jesperson
Miranda July · 8 quotes
Richard Swersey
John Hawkes · 8 quotes
Peter Swersey
Miles Thompson · 4 quotes
Michael
Hector Elias · 3 quotes
Sylvie
Carlie Westerman · 3 quotes
Andrew
Brad William Henke · 2 quotes
Nancy
Tracy Wright · 2 quotes
Heather
Natasha Slayton · 1 quote
Most scenes together: Christine Jesperson & Robby (4), Richard Swersey & Robby (4), Peter Swersey & Robby (3)
Me And You And Everyone We Know quotes
Page 1 of 2You want the short version or the long one?
The long one.
I tried to save my life but it didn't work.
Wow. What's the short one?
I burned it.
But she's the love of your life, You're just going to let her go?
No, she's just going...
I just wish I had met her 50 years sooner.
Yeah.
But then maybe I needed 70 years of life to be ready for a woman like Ellen.
I'd live up there if I could, if there was no gravity
Yeah, but if you lived up there, all the stuff in my room would fall on you and crush you and you'd die
What should we write... I have a big weiner?
I want to poop back and forth.
What? What does that mean?
Like I'll poop into her butthole and she'll poop it back... into my butthole and then we'll just keep doing it back and forth. With the same poop. Back and forth. Forever.
You think you deserve that pain but you don't.
I mean, they kind of rub my ankles, but all shoes does that. I have low ankles.
You think you deserve that pain, but you don't.
I don't think I deserve it.
Well, not consciously maybe.
My ankles are just low...
People think that foot pain is a fact of life, but life is actually better than that.
I'll say. You should get some. Your whole life could be better. Just starting right now.
Mom says we have a chore wheel.
What?
Nothing.
A chore wheel. You put chores on it and then you can spin it. There's this metal thing and it helps it to spin. It's spinning from the metal.
Soup won't be computerized.
Housewares Saleswoman Why's that?
It's a liquid.
You want to be a little bird and get a little worm? Just lie down and peep.
Peep, peep, peep.
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Are you touching yourself?
NightWarrior
[looks down at fingertips touching on edge of desk]
Yes.
[after taking off the bandage from his hand]
It needs air. It needs to do some living. Let's take my hand for a walk.
Ask her if she likes baloney.
But this is better 'cause it won't matter if we mess up. And we'll be together.
Call me, if you ever feel too old to drive.