A character in Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (2003)

Joseph Nagle quotes from Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (2003)

Bryan Dick

2nd most-quoted character in Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (2003): in 8 of its 25 quotes
Most scenes with: Jack Aubrey (5), Stephen Maturin (4)

A line from Joseph Nagle [Is drunk and is insulting Hollom by bringing the "Jonah theory" out into the open]

It's like Killick says. Mornin' o' the battle, 'e doesn't 'ave the guts to beat to quarters. Then 'is entire gun crew's killed, 'cept for 'im. Momen' 'e goes up the mizzen, Will falls. And whose watch was it when we lost our wind?

Scenes with Joseph Nagle

7 scenes

By comparison, the Surprise is a somewhat aged man-o-war. Am I not correct?

Would you call me an aged man-o-war, doctor? The Surprise is not old; no one would call her old. She has a bluff bow, lovely lines. She's a fine sea-boat: weatherly, stiff and fast … very fast, if she's well handled. No, she's not old; she's in her prime.

Sailing Master John Allen

Well, we can patch up the main and mizzen, the foresail's too far gone, I'm afraid, so we'll bend our spare.

Lt. Thomas Pullings

Mr. Lamb is confident, with basic repairs we can get home as we are--

We're not going home.

Sailing Master John Allen
[Everyone in the room freezes in awkward silence]

But, to refit, we need a port, and the Acheron may be still be looking for us.

We can refit at sea. Here. We're at shoals. As you said, Mr. Allen, she is taking the war to the south seas, and we are supposed to stop her.

Sailing Master John Allen

But, Sir, with respect, she's a vastly heavier ship. She's out of our class. She could be halfway to Cape Horn by the time we're repaired and under way.

Well, then, there's not a moment to lose.

(After the crew's rate of fire is not satisfactory enough)

Lads, that's not good enough. Remember, we need to fire two broadsides to her one. Do you want to see a guillotine in Piccadilly!?

Crew

No!

Want to call that raggedy-arse Napoleon your king!?

Crew

No!

You want your children to sing the "La Marseillaise!?"

Crew

No!

Mr. Mowett, Mr. Pullings, starboard battery!

Able Seaman Slade
[The crew is watching Dr. Maturin perform brain surgery on the ship's deck]

Is them his brains, sir?

No, that's just dried blood.

[The crew grumbles in disappointment] [after wiping away the dried blood]

Those are his brains.
[The crew "Ohhs" in wonder]

[Capt. Aubrey is briefing his officers]

Right! From now on, no sirs, no salutes, no ayes, no whistles, no bells.

Officers
[as one man]

Aye, sir.

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