Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World 2003 quotes

25 quotes · 4 characters
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Characters
Jack Aubrey Russell Crowe · 18 quotes
Joseph Nagle Bryan Dick · 8 quotes
Midshipman Blakeney Max Pirkis · 3 quotes

Most scenes together: Jack Aubrey & Joseph Nagle (5), Stephen Maturin & Joseph Nagle (4), Jack Aubrey & Stephen Maturin (2)

Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World quotes

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(After the crew's rate of fire is not satisfactory enough)

Lads, that's not good enough. Remember, we need to fire two broadsides to her one. Do you want to see a guillotine in Piccadilly!?

Crew

No!

Want to call that raggedy-arse Napoleon your king!?

Crew

No!

You want your children to sing the "La Marseillaise!?"

Crew

No!

Mr. Mowett, Mr. Pullings, starboard battery!

By comparison, the Surprise is a somewhat aged man-o-war. Am I not correct?

Would you call me an aged man-o-war, doctor? The Surprise is not old; no one would call her old. She has a bluff bow, lovely lines. She's a fine sea-boat: weatherly, stiff and fast … very fast, if she's well handled. No, she's not old; she's in her prime.

Sailing Master John Allen

Well, we can patch up the main and mizzen, the foresail's too far gone, I'm afraid, so we'll bend our spare.

Lt. Thomas Pullings

Mr. Lamb is confident, with basic repairs we can get home as we are--

We're not going home.

Sailing Master John Allen
[Everyone in the room freezes in awkward silence]

But, to refit, we need a port, and the Acheron may be still be looking for us.

We can refit at sea. Here. We're at shoals. As you said, Mr. Allen, she is taking the war to the south seas, and we are supposed to stop her.

Sailing Master John Allen

But, Sir, with respect, she's a vastly heavier ship. She's out of our class. She could be halfway to Cape Horn by the time we're repaired and under way.

Well, then, there's not a moment to lose.

Excuse me, Sir?

Remove your hat, Blakeney. We're whalers here.

[removes his hat]

May I speak with you, Sir?

Yes, yes.

Mr. Calamy says I'm not in the boarding party, I want to say...

I know what you want to say. My answer is no. [Blakeney lowers his head in disappointment] You'll lead your gun crew and then when we board, you'll take command of the ship from here on the quarterdeck. Do I make myself clear?

Take command of the ship? Thank you, Sir.

Is it true about how they put the last stitch through your nose?

Midshipman Calamy

What do you mean?

Old Joe told me that when you die, they stitch you up in your hammock with the last stitch through your nose, just to make sure you're not asleep. Not through the nose, you'll tell them?

Midshipman Calamy
(nods)
[Capt. Aubrey is briefing his officers]

Right! From now on, no sirs, no salutes, no ayes, no whistles, no bells.

Officers
[as one man]

Aye, sir.

Able Seaman Slade
[The crew is watching Dr. Maturin perform brain surgery on the ship's deck]

Is them his brains, sir?

No, that's just dried blood.

[The crew grumbles in disappointment] [after wiping away the dried blood]

Those are his brains.
[The crew "Ohhs" in wonder]

[Is drunk and is insulting Hollom by bringing the "Jonah theory" out into the open]

It's like Killick says. Mornin' o' the battle, 'e doesn't 'ave the guts to beat to quarters. Then 'is entire gun crew's killed, 'cept for 'im. Momen' 'e goes up the mizzen, Will falls. And whose watch was it when we lost our wind?