Cpl. Judson Suicide is painless / it brings on many changes / and I can take or leave it / if I please Hawkeye Nurse, you got a clamp? Lt. Dish Yes. Hawkeye Scratch my nose. Lt. Dish I made a vow to myself that while I was gone, I was going to be-- I was going to be faithful to my husband. Hawkeye Those are the vows you make when you're with somebody.