Patrick Chandler quotes from Manchester by the Sea (2016)

Uncle Lee, are you fundamentally unsound?

**** my **** ass.

What happened to your hand?

Lee

I cut it.

Oh, thanks. For a minute there, I didn't know what happened.

You were a tremendous help.

Lee

I didn't ask to sit down there.

You can't make small talk like every other grown-up in the world?

Lee

No.

You can't talk about boring bullshit for half an hour? "Hey, how about those interest rates?" "Hey, I lost my Triple A card." Like everybody else?

Lee

No, sorry.

You're a **** asshole.

Lee

You know, I've seen a school of sharks tear a boat to pieces like it was made of cardboard because some kid threw a band-aid in the water.

Oh, yeah...

Lee

Yeah, he did! Sometimes the only way to keep them off is to throw the kid directly in the ocean to distract them!

Shut up. Sharks don't even swim in schools!

Lee

Huh? He says sharks don't swim in schools. Smart kid.

Lee

Do you actually have sex with these girls?

Well, we don't just play computer games.

Lee

With both of them?

Well with Sandy's mom here it's sort of strictly just basement business.

Lee

What does that mean?

It means I'm workin' on it.

Lee

What was that guy like?

He was very Christian?

Lee

You know we're Christian too. Right?

Yes, I know that.
Lee: You are aware that Catholics are Christians?

Yes, I am aware of that.