But it's not a good disease.
What is a good disease?
Most scenes together: Lee Chandler & Patrick Chandler (5)
But it's not a good disease.
What is a good disease?
Do you actually have sex with these girls?
Well, we don't just play computer games.
With both of them?
Well with Sandy's mom here it's sort of strictly just basement business.
What does that mean?
It means I'm workin' on it.
What was that guy like?
He was very Christian?
You know we're Christian too. Right?
Yes, I know that.
Lee: You are aware that Catholics are Christians?
Yes, I am aware of that.
You know, I've seen a school of sharks tear a boat to pieces like it was made of cardboard because some kid threw a band-aid in the water.
Oh, yeah...
Yeah, he did! Sometimes the only way to keep them off is to throw the kid directly in the ocean to distract them!
Shut up. Sharks don't even swim in schools!
Huh? He says sharks don't swim in schools. Smart kid.
What happened to your hand?
I cut it.
Oh, thanks. For a minute there, I didn't know what happened.
You were a tremendous help.
I didn't ask to sit down there.
You can't make small talk like every other grown-up in the world?
No.
You can't talk about boring bullshit for half an hour? "Hey, how about those interest rates?" "Hey, I lost my Triple A card." Like everybody else?
No, sorry.
I said a lot of terrible things to you.
No...
But I... I know you never... Maybe you don't wanna talk to me.
It's not that...
Let... let me finish. However... My heart was broken - cause it's always gonna be broken, and I know yours is broken, too - but I don't have to carry it. I said things that... I should ****in' burn in hell for what I said to you.
No. No-no. No, no, no-no-no. Randi, no.
I'm just sorry.
It's... it's... I... I can't expl... I can't...
I love you! Maybe I shouldn't say that.
No, you can say that. I'm sorry, I've gotta go.
I just... We couldn't have lunch?
I'm really sorry, I don't think so, but thank you for saying everything. It's just said...
You can't just die!
I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. And I'm... I... I want you to be happy, and I'm...
Honey... I see you walking around here, and I just wanna tell you...
I would want to talk... I would want to talk to you, Randi. Please, I-I-I... I'm... I'm...
Lee, Lee, you've gotta... gotta know what... Okay, I don't wanna torture you.
This is not... You're not... You're not torturing me.
I just wanna tell you... that I was wrong.
No. No. Nope. You don't understand, there's nothin'... there's nothin' there. There's nothin' there.
That's not true. That's not true.
You don't understand.
Yes, I do.
You don't see it. And I don't know what to s... I know you understand me. I-I-I gotta go. Sorry.
I'm sorry.
Daddy?
Yes, honey.
Can't you see we're burning?
No, honey. You're not burning.
Great parenting.
**** you! Mind your **** business, **** asshole!
And if you're gonna freak out every time that you see a frozen chicken, I think we should go to the hospital. I don't know anything about this.
**** my **** ass.
Uncle Lee, are you fundamentally unsound?
Who you gonna shoot, you or me?