“NASA spent $30,000,000 creating the pen that would write upside down...” – Tom, Man of the Year ... Movie Quotes Database

NASA spent $30,000,000 creating the pen that would write upside down in space. Did you know that? The Russians, however were able to solve this problem with...

$0.15 pencil! Writes right side up, writes upside down. After five quarts of vodka, is still writing!

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