Tom HMOs will pay for your Viagra, but not for your glasses. That way, you can have a hard-on, but you can't see where to put it! Tom NASA spent $30,000,000 creating the pen that would write upside down in space. Did you know that? The Russians, however were able to solve this problem with... Tom $0.15 pencil! Writes right side up, writes upside down. After five quarts of vodka, is still writing! Tom ...There are roughly 8 thousand slots to be filled, 15 hundred of which will require Senate confirmation. Do we even know that many incompetent people, outside of Los Angeles?