“I've always hoped for a Brazilian Pontiff - Pope Raul - just so we...” – Tom, Man of the Year ... Movie Quotes Database

I've always hoped for a Brazilian Pontiff - Pope Raul - just so we could have nuns in thongs and feathers. That would bring a lot of people back to the Church.

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