“Here's the greatest thing about ethanol (alcohol-based fuel, that...” – Tom, Man of the Year ... Movie Quotes Database

(on alternative fuels)

Here's the greatest thing about ethanol (alcohol-based fuel, that is)...it provides you with a fresh alibi. If you get pulled over by the cops, you can just say, "My car's been drinking, not me!"

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