“Negative. I figure if the marines wanted me to have a wife, they'd of...” – Major Payne, Major Payne ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Major Payne 1995

Major Payne Damon Wayans

[To Emily about being married]

Negative. I figure if the marines wanted me to have a wife, they'd of issued me one.

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