“I have been given eight weeks to transform you motley collection of...” – Major Payne, Major Payne ... Movie Quotes Database

I have been given eight weeks to transform you motley collection of pukes into a well-disciplined military outfit! From this day forward, your sorry asses belong to ME! You will not eat, sleep, drink, blow your nose, or even dig in your butt without my say-so

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