[Aurelia jumps into the lake with hardly any clothes on to save Jamie's book, which has blown in] Jamie : Oh God, she's in. And now she'll think I'm a total spaz if I don't go in too. [takes off his sweater] Aurelia : [in Portuguese] ****. It's cold. [Jamie falls in] Jamie : ****. It's freezing! ****! Aurelia : [in Portuguese] This stuff better be good. Jamie : It's not worth it you know, this isn't bloody Shakespeare. Aurelia : [in Portuguese] I don't want to drown saving some shit my grandmother could have written. Jamie : Just stop, stop. Aurelia : [in Portuguese] What kind of idiot doesn't make copies? Jamie : I really must do copies. [pause] Jamie : You know, there'd better not be eels in here. I can't stand eels. Aurelia : [in Portuguese] Try not to disturb the eels. Jamie : [screams in shock because of the eels] Oh God, what the hell is that?

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