[Aurelia jumps into the lake with hardly any clothes on to save Jamie's book, which has blown in]

Oh God, she's in. And now she'll think I'm a total spaz if I don't go in too.

[takes off his sweater] [in Portuguese]

****. It's cold.

[Jamie falls in]

****. It's freezing! ****!

[in Portuguese]

This stuff better be good.

It's not worth it you know, this isn't bloody Shakespeare.

[in Portuguese]

I don't want to drown saving some shit my grandmother could have written.

Just stop, stop.

[in Portuguese]

What kind of idiot doesn't make copies?

I really must do copies.

[pause]

You know, there'd better not be eels in here. I can't stand eels.

[in Portuguese]

Try not to disturb the eels.

[screams in shock because of the eels]

Oh God, what the hell is that?