Harry Right, the Christmas party, not my favourite night of the year and your unhappy job to organise. Mia Tell me. Harry It's basic, really. Find a venue, over-order on the drinks, bulk buy the guacamole and advise the girls to avoid Kevin if they want their breasts unfondled. Prime Minister I'm very busy and important. How can I help you? Prime Minister I had an uncle called Terence once. Hated him. Think he was a pervert. But I very much like the look of you.