Caliban I'm a glorified truffle pig, not a clairvoyant.
Played by Stephen Merchant 
Logan (2017) · 53 quotes
Logan (2017) · 53 quotes
Tied for 8th most-quoted character in Logan (2017): in 3 of its 53 quotes
A line from Caliban [to Logan]If you are planning to blow your brains out, could you wait 'til you're out on the high seas? I've just mopped these floors.
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1 scene Caliban A year ago– you asked me to help you, and– God knows, I've tried– But I can't help you, Logan, not really– if you're not gonna talk to me. I hear you at night; you're not sleeping; you don't wanna talk about that– Or the booze you're drinking– Or the pus you're wiping away from your knuckles. Or the blood I wash from your clothes. Or the– fresh wounds in your chest; the ones that aren't healing– And I'm pretty sure you don't wanna talk about the fact that you can't read the label on that bottle– [Logan looks bewildered then takes the bottle to try and read it] It says 'Ibuprofen'. [In a fit of anger, Logan smacks Caliban's drink from his hand, shattering the cup] That was my favourite mug.
Stay outta my shit.
