A scene from Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 1998
Nick the Greek

[haggling with Tom]

What else does it come with?

Tom

It comes with a gold-plated Rolls Royce, as long as you pay for it.
...

Nick the Greek

Dunno. Seems expensive.

Tom

Seems? Well, this seems to be a complete waste of my time. That, my friend, is 900 nicker in any store you're lucky enough to find one in. And you're haggling over 200 pound? What school of finance did you come from Nick? "It's a deal, it's a steal, it's the Sale of the **** Century!" In fact, **** it Nick, I think I'll keep it!

Nick the Greek

Alright alright, keep your Alans on!

Nick the Greek

[pulls a massive wad of money out of his pocket]

Here's a ton.

Tom, Eddie

Jesus Christ!

Eddie

You could choke a dozen donkeys on that! And you're haggling over one hundred pound? What're you doing when you're not buying stereos Nick? Financing revolutions?

Nick the Greek

100 pound is still 100 pound.

Tom

Not when the price is 200 pound it ain't! And certainly not when you've got Liberia's deficit in your skyrocket. Tighter than a duck's butt you are. Now come on, lemme feel the fiber of your fabric.

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