“Well, he can afford to do the deal at the price we're selling. It's...” – Tom, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 1998

Tom

Well, he can afford to do the deal at the price we're selling. It's not worth him giving us any trouble cause he knows we'll be a pain in the arse.

Soap

I'd take a pain in the arse for half a million quid.

Tom

You'd take a pain in the arse for air miles.

Soap

Tom, the fatter you get, the sadder you get.

Eddie

Will you two stop flirting for a minute?

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Soap Dexter Fletcher More Soap quotes →

Tom Jason Flemyng More Tom quotes →

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