A scene from Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 1998
Security #1

[upon seeing Eddie and friends]

Invitations.

Eddie

Invitations?

Security #2

Yeah, invitations. You know, four pretty white pieces of paper with your names on.

Eddie

Well, we've got a 100.000 bits of paper with the Queen's head on. Will that do?

Security #2

All right, just you. The others, they can wait next door in Samoan Jo's.

Eddie

Samoan Jo's, you mean the pub? Hold on …

Security #2

[interrupting Eddie]

Hold on to your **** tongue, and I will hold on to my patience, okay, sonny? No one in here tonight but card players, and I do mean no one.

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