Seymour Krelboyne
[repeated line]
I didn't mean it!
Most-quoted character in The Little Shop of Horrors (1960): in 13 of its 30 quotes
Most scenes with: Gravis Mushnick (4), Audrey Fulquard (3)
Scenes with Seymour Krelboyne
13 scenes
Seymour Krelboyne
[repeated line]
Oh boy!
Seymour Krelboyne
Did you call me, Mr. Mushnick?
No, I was calling John D. Rockefeller for to make a loan on my Rolls Royce!
Seymour Krelboyne
Sorry I said it.
Seymour Krelboyne
You mean I'm fired?
No, I'm electing you President from the United States!...YES, you are fired!
Why don't you give him a chance to resurrect himself?
I give him chance to quit!
Seymour Krelboyne
I ain't gonna quit!
You're a brave boy, you're fired.
Seymour Krelboyne
Don't waste your pity on me, Audrey. I'm not worth it.
Who says you're not?
Seymour Krelboyne
Everybody.
Yeah, I know.
You're gonna be another Luther Glendale.
Seymour Krelboyne
Pasadena?
Burbank.
Seymour Krelboyne
Aw, take it easy, Dracula. What do you think I'm carrying here, my dirty laundry?
You wouldn't kid your father?
Seymour Krelboyne
My father came home?
Me, you idiot! It's a finger of speech!
Seymour Krelboyne
I'm getting pretty tired of you!
Audrey Jr.
I need food!
Seymour Krelboyne
I don't care what you need! Look what you've done! You've not only made a butcher out of me, but you drove my girl away!
Audrey Jr.
Shut up and bring on the food!
Leonora Clyde
What's the matter? Don't you like me?
Seymour Krelboyne
Too bony.
Leonora Clyde
Too bony? Nobody's ever told me that before.
Seymour Krelboyne
Beef is better than veal.
Leonora Clyde
[She stands up.]
You're such a do-do! What do you call this, chopped liver?
Seymour Krelboyne
[He pokes her side.]
Master would like more fat.
Leonora Clyde
Speak for yourself, John.
Seymour Krelboyne
My name is Seymour.
Leonora Clyde
[mockingly]
"My name is Seymour!"
Seymour Krelboyne
That's my name, too!
Audery II
Feed Me!
Seymour Krelboyne
Take it easy, Dracula! what do ya think I'm carryin' – my dirty laundry?
