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The Little Shop of Horrors

The Little Shop of Horrors quotes

29 total quotes

Gravis Mushnick

Audrey Junior: [repeated line] Feed me!

Audrey Junior: I need some chow!

Burson Fouch: Anyway, I've got to go home. My wife's making gardenias for dinner.

Burson Fouch: I'm just crazy about Kosher flowers!

Det. Sgt. Joe Fink: Now we were on the case. Officer Frank Stoolie and me. My name is Fink. Sergeant Joe Fink. I'm a fink.

Dr. Farb: [after pulling out one of Seymour's teeth] Would you look at that, Seymour? I didn't know you were an elk!

Seymour Krelboyne: [repeated line] I didn't mean it!

Seymour Krelboyne: [repeated line] Oh boy!

Wilbur Force: [reading an article from "Pain" magazine in the waiting room of the dentist; giggling] The patient came to me with a large hole in his abdomen, caused by a fire poker used on him by his wife. He almost bled to death and gangrene had set in. I didn't give him much of a chance. There were other complications. The man had cancer, tuberculosis, leprosy, and a touch of the grippe. I decided to operate.

Wilbur Force: No novocaine. It dulls the senses.

Audrey Fulquard: Why don't you give him a chance to resurrect himself?
Gravis Mushnick: I give him chance to quit!
Seymour Krelboyne: I ain't gonna quit!
Gravis Mushnick: You're a brave boy, you're fired.

Audrey Fulquard: You're gonna be another Luther Glendale.
Seymour Krelboyne: Pasadena?
Audrey Fulquard: Burbank.

Burson Fouch: I remember in one flower shop there was a whole wall covered with poison ivy, and people came from miles around to look at that wall--and they stayed to buy.
Gravis Mushnick: And the owner got rich?
Burson Fouch: No. He scratched himself to death in an insane asylum.
Siddie Shiva: Oh! That was my cousin Harry!

Burson Fouch: My name is Burson Fouch.
Gravis Mushnick: Excellent. I am Gravis Mushnick.
Burson Fouch: Oh, that's a good one.

Det. Sgt. Joe Fink: How's the wife, Frank?
Det. Frank Stoolie: Not bad, Joe.
Det. Sgt. Joe Fink: Glad to hear it. The kids?
Det. Frank Stoolie: Lost one yesterday.
Det. Sgt. Joe Fink: Lost one, huh? How'd that happen?
Det. Frank Stoolie: Playing with matches.
Det. Sgt. Joe Fink: Well, those're the breaks.
Det. Frank Stoolie: I guess so.