[Nubie gives John Madden a printout of a diagram of a play]

...Then he pivots, fakes, and chucks the ball halfway down the field to our, hopefully, still wide-open tailback. I call it "The Annexation of Puerto Rico".

Not bad.

Really? I kind of stole it from you: Raiders-Vikings, Super Bowl XI.

Hey, you really are a genius.

Thanks. The problem is, we don't have a tailback.

Hmmm. Well, listen, what if you tried this...[Draws something on the play as Nubie watches]