Liar Liar quotes

56 total quotes

Fletcher Reede
Max Reede

View Quote Audrey, good news, both my legs are broken so they can't take me straight to jail.

View Quote Jerry: I love you!
Audrey: Thank you.
Jerry: Well, that's wasn't exactly the answer I was hoping for...
Audrey: Thank you very much?

View Quote Max: [thought voice-over] I wish that for just one day, Dad couldn't tell a lie.
Miranda: [after sex] Ummm, that was incredible. Was it good for you?
Fletcher: I've had better.

View Quote Greta: And your ex-wife called, she wants to know when you're coming to pick up your son.
Fletcher: Oh, I'm such a shit!

View Quote I wish for just one day, dad couldn't tell a lie.

View Quote I'm kicking my ass, d'ya mind?!

View Quote Fletcher: You brought your kids to your court hearing?
Samantha: Sympathy.
Fletcher: Well, it's working! I feel sorry for them already!

View Quote I CAN'T LIE!!!!!

View Quote Max: Is wrestling real?
Fletcher: In the Olympics, yes. On channel 23, no.

View Quote [After being tossed out of the office following sexual encouter] I've had better!?

View Quote [Leaving a lift full of people grimacing] It was me!