That man is Count Olaf, He tried to flatten us with a train.
Detective
Where would that man get a train?
Stephano
Yeah, where would I get a train??
Tied for 7th most-quoted character in Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004): in 3 of its 58 quotes
Most scenes with: Klaus Baudelaire (3), Count Olaf (2)
Scenes with Detective
3 scenesArrest him!
Detective
Why?
For being a greedy monster!
I'm the monster? No. You're the monster. These children tried to tell you but you didn't listen to them, no one ever listens to children. This document says that I have the fortune now AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!
Critic [During marriage scene during Count Olaf's play]
She doesn't deserve him. (blots eyes)
Detective
(in agreement, shakes head)
No.
Critic Are you thinking that?
Detective
She doesn't.
