Batgirl
Batman! Why'd you build these thing with only one seat?
Batman
Uh, because last I checked I only had one butt.
Scenes with Batgirl
3 scenes Batgirl
Batman
Phyllis
(In the Phantom Zone after seeing Batman's videos)
Huh. You're not a traditional bad guy, but you're not exactly a good guy, either. You even abandoned your friends.
Batman
What? (sees the video of Batman sending his friends away) Abandoned? No. No, I was trying to protect them.
Phyllis
By pushing them away?
Batman
Well, yeah.
Phyllis
Are they really the ones you are protecting?
Batgirl
Computer, Batman's in danger!
Robin
Please, computer! Take us back!
Batgirl
Do you really want the man who made you to come to harm?
Computer
Batman programmed me to obey him, but he didn't say to not not rescue him. (begins to turn around)
Batman
What are they doing?
Joker
(back at Joker Manor)
Come on, guys. Let's hustle. Gotham City's not going to blow itself up. (sees Batgirl, Robin and Alfred flying towards them) Well, hello!
Batgirl
(flies to the cliffside)
Computer, go to super-secret stealth mode. (King Kong grabs the ship and rips it apart) Hold on!
Batman
No!
Joker
Evil buddies, those are my last three painful reminders of Batman!
Batgirl
[crash lands the ship and they run) Run! Come on, Alfred! This way!
Batman
Wait, where's Dick?
Phyllis
The little guy? He's over there. (points to Dick in the Batcave)
Computer
Initializing Batman operating system.
Batman
What's he doing?
Robin
I've gotta save my family! Just think. What would Batman do?
Batman
What?
Robin
I know. Not listen to anyone else. (pushes button, opens the wardrobe, takes a costume and swings to one of Batman's vehicles) Be mean to people. Destroy as much property as possible. Talk in a really low, gravelly voice. (puts on a mask and talks really low) And go in alone!
Batman
Kid, don't do that!
Computer
(as Robin randomly pushes buttons on Batman's vehicle)
Atomic batteries to power. Turbines to speed.
Batman
Don't do what I would do! (Robin drives away) I never even taught you how to drive! Hold on a second, Brick Lady. (stammers) I'm so sorry. I need to get down there and stop this.
Phyllis
I can't let you go. My boss will be really mad at me.
Batman
Yeah. But I bet your boss would be happy if you were able to get all those bad guys back in here.
Phyllis
Hm. She sure would.
Batman
Then let me try. Let me get down there and help them.
Phyllis
But haven't you tried that before?
Batgirl
This way, Alfred! (dodges King Kong's attack)
Phyllis
You do the same thing over and over. (Alfred and Batgirl fall into one of the villains' traps) What's gonna change?
Alfred
(Alfred and Batgirl are surrounded)
No!
Batman
I know what I need to do. Just give me 24 hours and I'll come back. (Robin drives out of the Joker Manor) You gotta let me go down there and save them. (Robin drives the vehicle uncontrollably) I'll do whatever you want. (Batgirl is about to be eaten by King Kong) Please.
Robot
(about to kill Alfred)
Exterminate!
Batman
Please!
Phyllis
Okay, but I need all the bad guys locked up in here.
Batman
I promise!
Phyllis
(Robin drives towards King Kong)
And I mean all of them.
Batman
Do you have a knife?
Batgirl
Why?
Batman
'Cause someone needs to cut the tension between the two of us immediately. Okay. I deserved that.
Phyllis
Hi.
Batman
Wait a minute. What's going on? I came back, just like I said I would.
Phyllis
You know, Mr. Batman, when you're a talking brick, working at the Phantom Zone, you see a lot of crazy things. But I've finally seen a man, in order to make the world a better place, take a look at himself and make a change.
Batman
Who?
Phyllis
Superman.
Batman
What?
Phyllis
I'm kidding. It's you.
