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Bob: You best not be smoking again. Not in your condition.
Charlie: Bob, see where I'm at right now? Can my condition really get any worse? - Besides, you ain't one to talk.
Bob: (walking to the back of the diner) What? I quit two years ago.
Charlie: Yeah? So why are you still carrying that fancy lighter around for, then?
Bob: It's a gift from my ex-wife. I'm sentimental. I wanna remember how much I hate her guts.


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