Jeep Who would be crazy enough to steal a cop car?
Played by Lucas Black 
Legion (2010) · 33 quotes
Legion (2010) · 33 quotes
5th most-quoted character in Legion (2010): in 6 of its 33 quotes
Most scenes with: Michael (2), Charlie (2)
We need to figure out our weapon situation. Hopefully Michael didn't take everything out of the car.
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Why do you have so much faith in me, Jeep? God knows I've never given you or anybody a reason to. Or is it just that you don't have any other hard-luck cases to follow around, is that it?
Jeep (acidly)
No. You're not the only one who’s had it hard around here, okay? Let me know when you stop feeling sorry for yourself.
Find the Prophets. Learn to read the instructions.
Jeep Prophets? What Prophets? What instructions?
You do too much worrying. About this place. About your dad. About me.
Jeep You're the only thing I like to worry about.
See what I mean? You're worried about a girl that's eight months pregnant and it isn't your baby. It's enough to give anybody nightmares.
Jeep Go ahead and make fun of me. Everybody else does.
Jeep [Michael tells that attackers are possessed by angels]
How do you know so much about them?
Because until last night, I was on their side.
Jeep So you're saying...
Yeah, that's right. Yesterday I was **** Santa Claus. I mean, you know this is crazy, right? I mean, I don't even believe in God.
Well that's just fine, Bob, he doesn't believe in you either. He doesn't believe in any of this anymore.
I knew this day was coming, I just didn't think I'd be around to see it.
Oh, come on, Percy! What are we even talking about this for?! Angels and possessed people! It's not real!
Have you looked outside, Bob? I mean, those people aren't exactly our regular customers!
