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[After watching Elle's video essay, many of the Harvard's faculty looked a bit dismayed, especially the head of admissions]
Admissions Rep 1: She does have a 4.0 from CULA and she got a 179 on LSATs.
Head of Admissions: Fashion major?
Admissions Rep 1: Well, sir, we've never had one before and aren't we always looking for diversity?
[Another Admissions representative looks through Elle's portfolio]
Admissions Rep 2: Her list of extra-curricular activities is impressive.
Head of Admissions: She was in a Ricky Martin video.
Admissions Rep 1: Clearly, she's interested in music.
Head of Admissions: She also designed a line of faux-fur panties for her sorority's charity project.
Admissions Rep 1: Uh-huh, she's a friend to the animals as well as a philanthropist.
Head of Admissions: Elle Woods. [pauses] Welcome to Harvard.


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