Schmendrick the Magician You deserve the services of a great wizard, but I'm afraid you'll have to be glad of aid of a second-rate pickpocket. Schmendrick the Magician Be rary of wousing a wizard's wrath — rousing a rizard's — Be wary of making a magician angry! If I chose, I could turn you into a frog! Schmendrick the Magician Magic, do as you will! Magic, do as you will!