How the **** do you stay up here? I mean, these people... I go in the store this morning for cigarettes, they got ducks under the counter. What, do they plant these people or do they just grow out of the ground? And they look at me like, hell, I don't know.
Well, you know, they're not used to seeing guys like you around here, if you know what I mean. [pause] Is it true what they say?
What?
You know, size?
Is it true what they say about white women?
What's that?
No ass.
Oh, come on. I was wondering for real. Let me see it.
**** you. Drive.
I'm sorry.
About what?
About your shortcoming.
I'm not gonna play this game.
Is that why you carry a big gun?
The Freudian mind-**** isn't gonna work either.
Ooh, touchy. I'm sure your woman is very understanding.
Exactly how is it that we end this phase of our relationship?
By you showing it to me. Come on, let me see it. I've never seen one before. [pause] I'll show you my ass.
What makes you think I wanna see your bony ass?
Show me.
Show me.
I'm driving. You go first.
No, you go first. [pause] You'll shut the **** up if I show you?
I'm sure I'll be too stunned to speak.
I don't believe this. You're crazy. Shit. [he exposes himself] Okay, there, you happy?
