“You gotta be men like the rest of us - ain't none of you pretty...” – Coach Popper, The Last Picture Show ... Movie Quotes Database

Coach Popper

You gotta be men like the rest of us - ain't none of you pretty enough to be women...If you'all didn't jack off so damn much, maybe you could stay in shape.

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