A scene from Last Action Hero 1993
Benedict

I understand you are interested in drug dealers.

Jack

Yes.

Danny

[whispering]

Jack, that's him, the henchman with the glass eye.

Jack

Sir, are you a henchman?

Benedict

No, I only go as far as lackey. Anything else?

Jack

Yeah, take off your sunglasses.

Benedict

Who's asking?

Jack

[shows police badge]

The Tin Man.

Benedict

Well, Tin Man, suppose you hit the bricks.

Jack

Nah, they're the wrong color.

Benedict

Are they? Oh dear, by all means let's change them. Would arterial red suit you? [motions behind them, they turn to see guard dogs] Make no mistake, they are exceptionally well-trained. [snaps fingers, the dogs form in a pyramid] I snap my fingers again and sometime tomorrow, you emerge from several canine recta. Or you and Toto can go back to the land of Oz. Questions?

Jack

Yeah... two of them. [casually lights cigar] Why am I wasting my time on a dimestore putz like you, when I could be doing something more dangerous... like rearranging my sock drawers? And two - how exactly are you going to snap your fingers, after I rip off both of your thumbs?

Benedict

[Benedict's guard dogs whimper] [pausing before revealing smiley-face glass eye]

Have a nice day.

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