Last Action Hero (1993) · 17 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Last Action Hero (1993): in 3 of its 17 quotes
Most scenes with: Jack Slater (3)
Danny Wait. Where are you going?
I'll be back. Ha! You didn't know I was gonna say that, did you?
Danny That's what you always say.
I do.
Danny Everybody keeps waiting for you to work it in. It's kinda like...your calling card.
I understand you are interested in drug dealers.
Yes.
Danny Jack, that's him, the henchman with the glass eye.
Sir, are you a henchman?
No, I only go as far as lackey. Anything else?
Yeah, take off your sunglasses.
Who's asking?
Well, Tin Man, suppose you hit the bricks.
Nah, they're the wrong color.
Are they? Oh dear, by all means let's change them. Would arterial red suit you? [motions behind them, they turn to see guard dogs] Make no mistake, they are exceptionally well-trained. [snaps fingers, the dogs form in a pyramid] I snap my fingers again and sometime tomorrow, you emerge from several canine recta. Or you and Toto can go back to the land of Oz. Questions?
Yeah... two of them. [casually lights cigar] Why am I wasting my time on a dimestore putz like you, when I could be doing something more dangerous... like rearranging my sock drawers? And two - how exactly are you going to snap your fingers, after I rip off both of your thumbs?
Have a nice day.
Ripper Hey, Jack. What kept you?
Are you alright, Danny?
Danny Yes, sir.
Ripper You know, I tried to change, Jack. I really tried to do what he told me. But I kept hearing that old music. That's how I knew you'd come, Jack. Now lose the piece.
Ripper Now we've played this number before haven't we, Jack? Let's see, what comes next.... You throw the gun away. Right, we did that part... [lays down axe] Then, you tell me to let the kid go... Ah, I'm getting bored, why don't we just skip to the end? [tosses Danny off the building]
