Max
Are we going to be okay?
Max
[Omi talks in German]
What?
Aunt Dorothy
She said we're ****!
Played by Conchata Ferrell 
Krampus (2015) · 8 quotes
Krampus (2015) · 8 quotes
I'm old enough to know when life is coming at me with its pants down.
Scenes with Aunt Dorothy
3 scenes Aunt Dorothy
Omi
Please, listen...
Aunt Dorothy
English. I knew it.
Jordan
We know you still believe in the big fat creeper!
Max
I don't know what you're talking about!
Stevie
[holds up Max's letter to Santa]
Are you sure about that?
Beth
[Max tries to get his letter back and Beth stops him]
Stop!
Stevie
[starts reading Max's letter]
"Dear Santa, I know I haven't been great this year and I'm sorry for that, but I was really hoping you can help out me and my family this Christmas. We need you!" Oh, Maxi-Pad. That is so s...
Beth
[stops Max from getting his letter back]
Stop, Max!
Stevie
Blah blah blah. Bullshit, bullshit. Ah, here we go, Maxie's wishlist!
Beth
Stevie, stop! That's enough!
Stevie
Wait, you're up first, Beth! [reading the letter] "I wish me and Beth could hang out like we used to. Might've noticed that I don't have tons of friends." Oh no, really Max? "I wish my Mom and Dad could fall in love again. I know they get upset a lot with Dad away from home so much. I think they really just miss each other." [Linda comes in] "Also, I wish things weren't so hard for Uncle Howard and Aunt Linda. So, maybe you can lend them a hand for the rest of the year. And... and that..." [angrily facing Max] Screw you, Dad does not wish we were boys!
Sarah
[smilingly enters the dining room]
Who wants crème brûlée?
Max
Give me the letter!
Tom
Hey! Max?
Howard
Alright, that's enough!
Tom
You okay? Honey!
Max
I just wanted Christmas to be like it used to be, but forget it! I hate Christmas! I hate all of you!
Sarah
[angrily and tearfully runs up to his room]
Max? Max!
Aunt Dorothy
Oh, lay off of him! Kid deserves a prize for telling the truth!