[first lines] [when his knights refuse to go retrieve the Singing Sword from the Black Knight]

Odds bodkins! Hath the knights of the round table turned chicken?

[For an answer, there was clucking and a few feathers.] [laughs hysterically]

Only a fool would go after the Singing Sword! [continues laughing]

A good idea, fool! [Bugs stops laughing] Unless you bring back the singing sword, you will be put to the rack, burned at the stake and beheaded?

Beheaded?! [laughs until he cries]