William
Oi sir, what are you doing?
Chaucer
Uh... trudging. You know, trudging? [pause] To trudge: the slow, weary, depressing yet determined walk of a man who has nothing left in life except the impulse to simply soldier on.
William
Uhhh... were you robbed?
Chaucer
[laughs]
Funny really, yes, but at the same time a huge resounding no. It's more of an... involuntary vow of poverty... really.

