We lost the pilots.
Where did they go?
Well, they were, uh...shot.
Who shot them?
Well, um, me.
*starts cracking up* Ha! This is great!
*Laughs sarcastically* Well, I'm glad you're taking this so well. *stands up and walks to the cockpit*
Where are you going?
To land the plane. Put on your seatbelt, please.

