I wanna team up, like Batman and Robin.

Nobody wants to be Robin.

What's wrong with Robin? Weren't you like Big Daddy's Robin?

Robin wishes he was me.

What I'm trying to say is, we should be partners. You and me, like the Dynamic Duo.

I'm in the NFL, Dave. You play pee-wee.

So, train me. I wanna walk the walk, and you're the closest thing I know to a real superhero. Aren't you tired of being on your own? Don't you wanna know someone's there for you? Someone who's got your back?

[Pause]

And you'll do anything I say?

Anything.

[Cut to Dave and Mindy in her training room]

Hit me.

You're a fifteen-year-old girl... [Mindy slaps him] What the hell?

Act like a bitch, get slapped like a bitch.

Oh, God.