What is important is that my guards have accepted bribes and failed in their duties! Now, they must prove themselves worthy to remain among us! Let us meet our guards!
Guard #1 is a senior on Klahn's mountain and aspires to be a research chemist. Welcome, please, Hung Well!
Guard #2 is a real skating buff. A warm welcome for Long Wang!
Traveling comes naturally to Guard #3, as he's a licensed airplane pilot. Welcome, please, Enormous Genitals!
Guard #1, you are out on your first date. It is too late to see a movie. What do you propose to do?
Well, uh, first, we walk along the beach in the moonlight. Then, I'll play love songs on my guitar. And the next morning...
Bulkus!
Guard #2, if I were asleep, and you were my alarm clock, how would you wake me up in the morning?
Well, I wouldn't. I'm no ding-a-ling.
Bulkus!
How about you, #3? The same question.
We are building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude. We forge our spirits in the same tradition as our ancestors. Dr. Klahn is a magnificent leader. He has our gratitude. Let's all give Dr. Klahn a great big hand!
Bulkus!
