Udesky Cooper, if you see anything, yell up.
Cooper [sarcastically]
Nah, I thought I'd keep it to myself.
Played by Michael Jeter 
Jurassic Park 3 (2001) · 45 quotes
Jurassic Park 3 (2001) · 45 quotes
Tied for 6th most-quoted character in Jurassic Park 3 (2001): in 4 of its 45 quotes
Most scenes with: Paul Kirby (2), Amanda (2)
Scenes with Udesky
4 scenes Udesky Cooper 
[As Paul and Amanda explain they are in the island to rescue their son Eric]
Alright, so why me?
He said we needed someone who'd been on the island before.
Udesky Yes, but I did not tell you to kidnap somebody.
I have never been on this island.
Sure you have. You wrote that book.
That was Isla Nublar. This is Isla Sorna, Site B.
Udesky You mean that there are two islands with dinosaurs on them?
All right, you just stay out of this!
So, how long have they been missing?
Eight weeks.
Almost eight weeks now.
Billy, we go back to the plane and salvage what we can. Then we make for the coast.
Dr. Grant, we're not leaving this island without our son.
Then you can go look for him, or you can stay with us as long as you don't hold us up. Either way, you probably won't get off this island alive. [Alan and Billy head off]
Udesky Well, we search for your son...in the direction that they're going.
Excellent. Excellent. [The trio quickly hurry after them]
Dr. Grant says that a bad idea.
"Dr. Grant. Dr. Grant says-"
What's the good of hiring an expert if you're not gonna use his advice?
Yeah, except Dr. Grant isn't looking for Eric. He's looking for the coast.
Okay, fine. Go ahead and scream. And then when that tricycloplots attacks you, don't come crying to me.
What?
Nothing.
What did you say?
Never mind
What did you say?
God, Paul, just drop it.
Udesky [As they continue to argue] [to Billy]
If we split up, I'm going with you guys.
Udesky Nothing to worry about sir. It's going to be a walk in the park.
