Billy You like computers, right?
I like the abacus, Billy.
3rd most-quoted character in Jurassic Park 3 (2001): in 9 of its 45 quotes
Most scenes with: Dr. Alan Grant (8), Paul Kirby (3)
Scenes with Billy
9 scenes Billy Billy Alan, I wanted to thank you bringing me along on this.
Yeah, well the bones will still be there when we get back; that's the great thing about bones, they never run away. And the truth is...[sotto voce] You got me into this, and I have no intention of being on my own with these people.
Billy So, how do you know the Kirbys?
Cooper Uh, through our church.
Billy That's a Tyrannosaurus.
I don't think so. It sounds bigger.
[As Paul and Amanda explain they are in the island to rescue their son Eric]
Alright, so why me?
He said we needed someone who'd been on the island before.
Yes, but I did not tell you to kidnap somebody.
I have never been on this island.
Sure you have. You wrote that book.
Billy That was Isla Nublar. This is Isla Sorna, Site B.
You mean that there are two islands with dinosaurs on them?
All right, you just stay out of this!
So, how long have they been missing?
Eight weeks.
Almost eight weeks now.
Billy, we go back to the plane and salvage what we can. Then we make for the coast.
Dr. Grant, we're not leaving this island without our son.
Then you can go look for him, or you can stay with us as long as you don't hold us up. Either way, you probably won't get off this island alive. [Alan and Billy head off]
Well, we search for your son...in the direction that they're going.
Excellent. Excellent. [The trio quickly hurry after them]
Billy Well, it's a super-predator. Suchomimus; [makes a hand motion] Snout.
No, think bigger.
Billy Baryonx?
Not with that sail. Spinosaurus aegypticus.
Billy I don't remember that on InGen's list.
That's because it wasn't on their list, and it makes you wonder what else they were up to.
Billy [noticing Paul struggling with getting his backpack on]
So Mr. Kirby, when you climbed K-2, did you base camp at 25 or 30,000 feet?
Billy You were about 1,000 feet above it, actually.
No, no. That's a common misconception.
Mr. Kirby, there's no such thing as Kirby Enterprises, is there?
It's Kirby's Paint and Tile Plus. The "Plus" stands for bathroom fixtures; we're in the Westgate Shopping Center in Enid, Oklahoma.
Billy So I don't suppose that check you wrote us is any good.
Alright, now, now-
Listen to me. I will pay you the money, no matter what…
This is good! Here we are on the worst place on earth, and we're not even being paid!
Alright, now wait, fellas. Hold on. I’ll make this up to you. If you ever do a bathroom or a kitchen…
What are you doing?!
Billy I was photographing the nest.
Don't do that again.
Billy Sorry.
If I lose you, it's just me and the damn tourists.
Billy I rescued your hat.
