“You should've gone to China, you know, 'cause I hear they give away...” – Juno MacGuff, Juno ... Movie Quotes Database

You should've gone to China, you know, 'cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know, they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events.

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