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[Jojo fails at negotiating. He goes back to his room, depressed]
Adolf: She's pretty rude, you know. That's just my two pfennige. And now she's got TWO KNIVES!
Jojo: I KNOW!
Adolf: How you're gonna chop up stuff?
Jojo: I DON'T KNOW!
Adolf: Oh and she's still up there, that thing, that-- that-- that...
Jojo: Jew!
Adolf: Ah, Jew! Ah, what we're gonna do bout that Jew?
Jojo: You think of something.
Adolf: Oh, now I'm the expert?
Jojo: STOP OFFERING ME DAMN CIGARETTES! I'M TEN!
Adolf: Alright, sorry I'm STRESSED OUT! OK, let's talk like turkeys. You can't let your mother know or that Jew will cut off your Nazi head BUT... there's no reason this thing in the attic needs ruin your life-- in fact... you could use it to your advantage.
Jojo: How?
Adolf: When someone tries to use mind powers on me, you know what I do? Use mind powers back on them. Remember last year, when that one-arm pirate, von Stauffenberg, tried to blow me up with a table bomb?
Jojo: Yeah, you survived.
Adolf: Correctumondo. But the only reason I survived, apart from having bomb-proof legs, is that I outwitted old-von Stauffy. I let him think I was dead when in actual, I was absolutely fine. But pretending I was dead, I drew out all the traitors. So what you're going to do?
Jojo: Pretend I'm dead?
Adolf: Exactly-- no. No, what I mean is this: make her feel safe and then she'll drop her guard and then YOU will be the one in control.
Jojo: Reverse psychology!
Adolf: Don't complicate things. Just use my backwards mind power trick, and everything will be fine. [sees watch] Oh, I have to go. We're having unicorn for dinner at my place tonight. Concentrate, Jojo! Remember, a Jew living in your wall is better than two Jews flying around with their bat wings climbing down chimneys and eating innocent Nazis. And don't give her any more knives! Tschüss! [proceeds to jump out of the window]
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