John Q. Archibald
Who was driving?
Mitch Quigley
Huh?
John Q. Archibald
The car. Who was driving?
Mitch Quigley
I was. What's that got to do with anything?
John Q. Archibald
Why's your girl all banged up and you're not?
Mitch Quigley
[shows light scratches on arm]
What do you call this?
Mitch Quigley
[Lester laughs.]
What are you laughing at?
Lester Matthews
Somebody get this fool a band-aid. I don't want you to bleed to death.
Mitch Quigley
Screw you man. This shit hurts.
Julie Byrd
His airbag went off and mine didn't.
John Q. Archibald
What kind of car do you drive?
Mitch Quigley
Mercedes 500.
John Q. Archibald
You drive a Mercedes 500? Oh. What year?
Mitch Quigley
1986. It's a classic.
John Q. Archibald
Mercedes didn't make passenger side air-bags til 1988.
Lester Matthews
[laughs]
Busted!
