“Okay, it's like this. My dog ate my paper. I checked, but he didn't...” – Boy #5, Jersey Girl ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Jersey Girl 2004

Boy #5

Okay, it's like this. My dog ate my paper. I checked, but he didn't poop it out.

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