“Are you **** crazy? Now they may be gay, but that's not their son....” – Sheriff, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back ... Movie Quotes Database

Sheriff

[Willenholly and the Utah police confront Jay and Silent Bob]

Are you **** crazy? Now they may be gay, but that's not their son. That's the ape.

Whillenholly

I think I would recognize an ape if I saw one, okay? And the only thing I do recognize right now is the political fiasco I'm about to avoid here by letting this butt-**** Brady Bunch go.

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