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Desk Clerk: Swofford. What kind of ****ing name is that?
Swofford: It's English. My great-grandfather came over here in the 19th century.
Desk Clerk: Whatever. I'm putting you in Golf Company. It's full of ****s and ****-ups. Maybe you can elevate the sons-of-bitches a little. [looks up] Or maybe not. Next!


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