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Mr. Centipede: Want food... food...
[He eats his cigar like a sausage.]
Mr. Grasshopper: You sure you know where we're going? I don't see how you can navigate without a compass.
[As Grasshopper speaks, Centipede imagines him as a bottle of wine with cheese]
Earthworm: It's very hot up here. I'm roasted.
[Centipede imagines Earthworm as a hot dog. He looks at one of the seagulls, and imagines it as a roast chicken. He pulls it down, and prepares to take a bite]
Mrs. Ladybug: [hitting Centipede with her purse] Unhand that bird!
[The seagull bites Centipede in the nose and flies off]
Mr. Centipede: [screams in pain] But I'm dying of hunger!
Mrs. Ladybug: Oh, perhaps I have a bit of soda bread in here somewhere... [rummages in her bag and takes out some bread]
Mr. Grasshopper: Food?
Mrs. Ladybug: It's not much, but it's--
Mr. Grasshopper: Not so fast! [grabs the bread and starts eating] I need this food! I have a much higher metabolism!
Mr. Centipede: BITE ME! [starts fighting him]


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