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Jack and Jill (2011)

Jack and Jill (2011) quotes

4 total quotes

Jack Sadelstein
Jill Sadelstein


View Quote Jill: Oh, please! Tell me you don't feel this.
[slaps herself]
Jack: I didn't feel it. Maybe if you did it harder.
[slaps harder]
Jack: Little harder.
[slaps a little more harder]
Erin: No, Jill, stop it. He's kidding
Jill: What?
[Gary punches her, knocks her out of the chair]
Otto: Donkey fight!
Erin: Jill, are you okay?.
Jill: Yeah, no, I'm fine. Gary, that was... He didn't 100% percent connect.
Gary: Feel that, Daddy?
Jack: I... I actually did feel something, there. Pride in my son.
Jack: I can't believe this. This is insane, man! You gotta call him!
Jill: Oh, cool your buns. You know I'm still hurting the whole Funbucket fiasco.
Jack: No, but Pacino liked you! I swear to God, he really liked you!
Jill: Oh, will you stop already? You know all he wants to do is play Twister with your sister.
View Quote [apologizing to Jill] I'm sorry that you make everyone uncomfortable. I really am.
View Quote [to Jack] Why are you so afraid to admit that we are connected? Face it. We shared Mom's womb. We were womb-mates.
View Quote [to Jill] Don't forget your sweat shadow.