Al Pacino Amongst this princely heap, if any here, by false intelligence... Hold me a foe if I unwittingly... or in my rage, committed aught that is hardly borne by any in this princely presence, I do reconcile myself to his friendly peace. 'Tis death to me to be at enmity, and desire all good men's love. Where were you, Popcorn?
What do you mean? It's 5:30.
Al Pacino No, no, it's 9: 30 my time. I was waiting for you at 5:30.
Oh, it's four hours the other way. I just... I got confused. I...
Al Pacino Okay, whatever, whatever, whatever. What's going on? How's she doing'?
We're, uh, we're, uh, we're coming along. That's how we're doing.
Al Pacino Coming along? What does that mean, "coming along"? What does that mean?
Come on, wrap it up!
It means we're getting there. We just need a little more time.
Al Pacino Put her on the phone. I want to hear her voice.
Ah, she's not here right now.
This reminds me of that boat movie with Leonardo.
Erin Titanic?
No, the one with the iceberg.
Al Pacino Who is that?
That was, uh, Poopsie.
Al Pacino Why won't you let me talk... Hey, can you... You got to be quiet. I can't hear him! All right? Please. Please! Yeah, listen, you get me this girl, or you don't get that Dunkaccino commercial, you understand? Don't you know me? Don't you know I would use all my power, all the power I have, to keep a commercial like that from happening'? Don't you know that?
Is he seriously breaking out The Godfather?
I swear to God, I'm going to cry.
Al Pacino Put her on! Put her on!
Pacino!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right. Hang on for a second. I'll put her on. Hello'?
Al Pacino Jill, my darling, just to hear your voice. What are they doing? Why are they trying to keep us apart?
Nobody's keeping me apart from anybody. I'm my own person. You remember that.
Al Pacino Oh, I know you're your own person. Nobody's like you.
Uh... Would you like a little privacy? I could finish up for you.
Al Pacino No, no, it's okay. It's okay. Nobody wants to see you. But thanks, anyway. Jill. can you meet me when you dock in Spain'?
But what about your Shakespeare show'? Don't you have that to do?
Al Pacino You kidding? This is L.A. They got Bruce Jenner playing Lord Rivers.
Yeah, I don't think so.
Al Pacino Darling, put your brother on.
Okay. Here he is. Hello. Jack's back.
Al Pacino Popcorn, we did it! We did it! I'm coming, I'm coming to get her!
You're coming to get her? She just said, "I don't think so," I thought.
Al Pacino I can smell horny across an ocean. Here's how it's going to go down. 9PM tomorrow top deck, portside. I'll be there. Audience, could you tell me where I was?
But he, poor soul.
Al Pacino But he, poor soul, by your first order died.
